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My competitors do more for me than my friends do. My friends are too polite to point out my weaknesses, but my competitors go to great expense to advertise them. My competitors are efficient, diligent, and attentive. They make me search for ways to improve my products and service. My competitors would take my business away from me if they could. This keeps me alert to hold onto what I have. If I had no competitors, I would be lazy, incompetent, and inattentive. I need the discipline they force upon me. I salute my competitors. They’ve been good to me. God bless them all.